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"Dear Rudolph, Your Fired" Long Sleeve Tee
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It was a frosty December evening when Santa gathered his team. Rudolph, once the star of the sleigh, had been missing training sessions, distracted by fame and endorsement deals for “NoseGlow Cream.” Santa, needing a reliable leader for the biggest night of the year, made the tough call: Rudolph was out.
Enter the TNS Pink Llamacorn, a creature of unmatched power and precision. With its glittering horns and a deadlift record that even Donner envied, the Llamacorn wasn’t just strong—it was a force. On Christmas Eve, it didn’t just guide the sleigh; it sprinted across the skies, delivering presents at record speed, leaving a trail of glowing pink stardust.
Santa declared it the best Christmas ever, and Rudolph? Well, he’s now a full-time influencer—but the legend of the Pink Llamacorn lives on.